Hi. I teach Organic Chemistry — my wife has a real job. We have one daughter — our daughter has one younger brother. We have one dog — the dog is usually in trouble. I occasionally have some fish. Yes, I would like another cup of coffee. I’ve been told that I walk funny — no one seems to complain when I run. If something breaks in my house, I can generally make it worse. I like music. I don’t just let the music play in the background, I listen, I daydream. I just got an iPod — my kids use it. I have a lot of other things; I just can’t seem to find them. I went on a roller-coaster once — once was enough! I grew up in Texas. I like to be outside — I think better when I’m moving. I’m a big fan of white-water kayaking — I’ve noticed that Wisconsin rivers are frequently covered with ice. I really like to eat pies. There was a time when I thought I would get a degree in Philosophy, but it was too much reading and too few pictures — I like the pictures. I like to cook — I don’t like to follow the directions. I like to rent movies. I used to be able to ride a unicycle — it wasn’t a skill that came in real handy. I do not like to fly. I used to play the trumpet — now I just have one. People have told me that I go off on tangents — I wonder how they know what I was going to talk about. I use a lot of transparent tape. I don’t like things to be unorganized — I’m good at un-organizing things. I like to work with my hands; perhaps that’s why I like chemistry …